I'm babbling about the web server to my husband.
"I'm learning how to do an SSL Certificate today. My old one expired. It was a year old."
He flashed back that blank look; like when somebody goes geekspeak on ya and you don't speak that strain. He nodded a little.
"Hey, now! C'mon. I know I'm boring, but it's your fault! I wasn't a nerd before you met me."
He laughs. "You were always a nerd, Honey. Just not a computer nerd..."
"No way! YOU, on the other hand, were quite a nerd whe I met you. I was just a regular girl."
"Noooooo way. You were a
nerd!"
He's full of baloney, you know. I was afraid of computers before I met him...how could I have been a nerd?! Doesn't add up, man.
It's not my fault I took to it. I became a nerd after many hours of listening to him wax philosophical on the beauty of binanry language and what having adequate RAM can do for your life.
When I met the man, he wore plaid shirts that his MIL had bought him and had Velcro tennies. And he always crossed the velcro strips in an X.
I was
the nerd my $(%$...he's got it in his blood. I just caught it from him because I was crazy enough in love to with him try to listen to all that geekizoid stuff...
