Got this in my email this morning:

Good Morning, Beautiful!!

Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month?

Well, it is and that means you and me. Facts on Figures:
There are 3 billion women who don't look like super models and only eight who do. Did you know Marilyn Monroe wore a size 14?

If Barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all FOURS
due to her proportions!

The average woman weighs 144 pounds, and wears between a size 12-14.


One out of every 4 college-aged women has an eating disorder.

The Models in the magazines are AIRBRUSHED!!! - NOT Perfect!!

A psychological study in 1995 found that 3 minutes spent
looking at a Fashion Magazine caused 70% of women to feel depressed, guilty and SHAMEFUL!

Models 20 years ago weighed 8% Less than the average Woman.
Today they weigh 23% less......

~~ Beauty of a Woman ~~
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
The beauty of a woman
With time, only grows..

An English professor wrote the words: "WOMAN WITHOUT HER MAN
IS NOTHING" on the blackboard, and directed the students to punctuate it
correctly.

The men wrote:
"Woman, WITHOUT HER MAN, is nothing."

The women wrote:
"WOMAN!! WITHOUT HER, man is nothing!"


The Images of Mother

4YEARS OF AGE
My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE
My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE
My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE
Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either!
16 YEARS OF AGE
Mother? She's hopelessly old- fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE
That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE
Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE
Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE
Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE
Wish I could talk it over with Mom..

cute!

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In the cookies of life, we are the chocolate chips.

my friend VERNON BAKER showed me his CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR..he asked me to look at it.. and what did i NOTICE??? HMMMM trick question ?? i mean he DID get the congressional medal of honor.. didnt he? i looked... and looked ... WHAT MR. BAKER?? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO NOTICE...
he grinned and said.. "thats a WOMAN on it..the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world.."

*L*.. i have NEVER forgotten that..

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