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Old 04-21-2005, 10:32 AM
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I don't know if this is really true or not. I got it in my email this morning, thought it was funny & wanted to share.....



DON'T MESS WITH GRANDMA
This is a true story...

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her
car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at
the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out
of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation.
They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then
proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got
into driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key
into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces
farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police
station.. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
laughing.

He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were
reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less
than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large
handgun. No charges were filed.

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Old 04-21-2005, 10:38 AM
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too funny, thanks for that!
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Old 04-21-2005, 10:43 AM
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Great story!
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I Love it!
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LOL! Good one!
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