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| Three women in a sauna... Three women...one German, one Japanese and a Hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager" she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my mobile phone, I have a microchip in my hand." The Hillbilly woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went into the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The Hillbilly women finally said... : (scroll down): : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : "Well, will you look at that, I'm gettin' a fax." |
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__________________ Maggie 5'2" ~~ Atkins since '98 at 160 + lbs~~ ~ 50+ lbs. of "water" gone forever! ~ Empress Emeritus, SPBSA "Du beurre! Donnez-moi du beurre! Toujours du beurre!" ~ Fernand Point (Ma Gastronomie) |
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| Just snorted my coffee.
__________________ Julianne 230/160/130 |
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| Pianomom - you always have the best!
__________________ Cindy Sept 2003 248 lbs :( 5'3" June 2004 190 :hot: July 2005 208.6 March 2006 220 (damn) :crying: striving to be a loser..... |
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| LOL!
__________________ ~Maxibee It's so good to be home! ![]() |
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| that was a good one, rofl |
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__________________ keep on keepin on 211/165/170 |
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