Subject: Salesman
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> > A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big "everything
> > under one roof" department store looking for a job.
> >
> > The manager says,
> > "Do you have any sales experience?"
> > The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
> > Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job.
> >
> > "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
> >
> >
> > His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.
> >
> > After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many sales did
> > you make today?"
> > The kid says, "One."
> >
> > The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.
> >
> > How much was the sale for?"
> >
> > The kid says, "$101,237.64."
> >
> > The boss says, "$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?"
> >
> > Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium
> > fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new
> > fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said
> > down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went
> > down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft.
> > Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took
> > him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
> >
> > The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook & you sold him a
> > boat and truck?"
> >
> > Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and
> > I said, 'Well, your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'

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That's a Texas guy for ya....they all think alike!

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