My SIL sent this list to me, I thought I'd share.

THINGS TO KNOW

1. Budweiser beer conditions the hair

2. Pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish

3. Cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes

4. Mayonnaise will KILL LICE, it will also condition your hair

5. Elmer's Glue - paint on your face, allow it to dry, peel off and
see the dead skin and blackheads

6. Shiny Hair - use brewed Lipton Tea

7. Sunburn - empty a large jar of Nestea into your bath water

8. Minor burn - Colgate or Crest toothpaste

9. Burn your tongue? Put sugar On it!

10. Arthritis? WD-40 Spray and rub in, kill insect stings too

11. Bee stings - meat tenderizer

12. Chigger bite - Preparation H

13. Puffy eyes - Preparation H

14. Paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of
sutures at most hospitals)

15. Stinky feet - Jell-O!

16. Athletes feet - cornstarch

17. Fungus on toenails or fingernails - Vicks vapor rub

18. Kool aid To clean dishwasher pipes. Just put in the detergent
section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (Wow, and we drink
this stuff)

19. Kool Aid can be used as a dye in paint also Kool Aid in Dannon
Plain yogurt as a finger paint, your kids will love it and it won't hurt
them if they eat it!

20. Peanut butter - will get scratches out of CD's! Wipe off with a
coffee filter paper

21. Sticking bicycle chain - Pam no-stick cooking spray

22. Pam Will also remove paint, and grease from your hands! Keep a can
in your garage for your hubby

23. Peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls

24. When the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch
and watch them slide on

25. Heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar!

26. Body paint - Crisco Mixed with food coloring. Heat the Crisco in
the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food
color of your choice!

27. Tie Dye T-shirt - mix a solution of Kool Aid in a container, tie a
rubber band around a section of the T-shirt and soak

28. Preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup
of milk of magnesia, Soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many
years!

29. A Slinky Will hold toast and CD's!

30. To keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with Colgate
toothpaste

31. Wine stains, pour on the Morton salt And watch it absorb into the
salt.

32. To remove wax - Take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain,
it will absorb into the towel.

33. Remove labels off glassware etc. rub with Peanut butter!

34. Baked on food - fill container with water, get a Bounce dryer
softener and the static from the Bounce Towel will cause the baked on
food to adhere to it. Soak overnight. Also; you can use 2 Efferdent
tablets, Soak overnight!

35. Crayon on the wall - Colgate Toothpaste and brush it!

36. Dirty grout - Listerine

37. Stains on clothes - Colgate

38. Grass stains - Karo Syrup

39. Grease Stains - Coca Cola, It will also remove grease stains from
the driveway overnight. We know it will take corrosion from car
batteries!

40. Fleas in your carpet? 20 Mule Team Borax- Sprinkle and let stand
for 24 hours. Maybe this will work if you get them back again.

41. To keep FRESH FLOWERS longer Add a little Clorox, or 2 Bayer
aspirin, Or just use 7-up instead of water.

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"Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. " -Thomas Jefferson

Thanks Betty!

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Betty--

Great list. I printed it for posterity.

GeeGee

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I did too, thanks

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I thought it was a great list to, but I don't think I'd rub WD-40 on myself. Besides the fact that the stuff stinks to high heaven I'm thinking that having all those chemicals on your skin would be a bad idea.

Betty

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"Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude. " -Thomas Jefferson

You know--

WD40 reminds me a lot of Turpentine. And folks used to drink that for all types of ailments.

*This comment is in no way an inducement for any reader to indulge in swigs of either Turpentine or WD40. Do not try this at home. Besides, the carb content of either substance is unclear at this time.

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