A man went into a pet store, and there was this parrot, talking away. He asked the man if it was for sale, and the man said, "you don't want that bird, cause it talks all the time." The man told him that is why he wanted it, cause he wanted a talking bird. The man asked what the birds name was, and was told it was "chestnut." He bought it, took it home, and sure enough it talked and talked, and talked. One day, he'd had all he could stand, so since he seldom used his oven, he put the bird in there. He decided to bake something, so he turns on the oven, and he hears this .....

"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire............"

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In the cookies of life, we are the chocolate chips.

Tee hee.

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Cute!