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Old 01-25-2006, 11:52 AM
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A husband was in BIG trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

"Tomorrow," his wife angrily told him, "there had better be something in
our driveway that goes from zero to 200 in two seconds flat!"

The next morning, the wife looked outside and saw a small package in the

driveway. She brought it inside, opened it ... and found a brand new

bathroom scale.

Funeral services for her husband have been set for Saturday

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Old 01-25-2006, 12:18 PM
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