This was forwarded around the English Department this week and I thought you all might enjoy your turn at it...just follow the pattern and make one up!!

For those who have a love for words....

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand
And that's not what you planned
That's a moray.

When our habits are strange
And our customs deranged
That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw
And the bales total four
That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife
Gets strangled in strife
That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight
Waves his sword in a fight
That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze
In a damp marshy place,
That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine
And you tied up her line
That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests
Like you did all the rest
That's some more "A"s!

When on Mt.Cook you see
An aborigine,
That's a Maori.

A comedian-ham
With the name Amsterdam
That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham
Is so full and so crammed
That smore.

When you've had quite enough
Of this dumb rhyming stuff
That's "No more!", eh?

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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans--John Lennon

Cute!

Oh, that's clever! LOL!

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Veni, vidi, velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Save the Earth - it's the only planet with CHOCOLATE!

I can just hear Dean Martin singing all those verses, too!

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Nita

Fun! And I just had to sing it, too

Aderyn

Oh but you have to try one! I was too tired to think of one the night I posted...

"When you stop eating candy
And you think veggies are dandy
That's low-carby!"

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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans--John Lennon

Here's what my Dad wrote me when I passed this along to him...

When your bed-mate makes sounds
Like twenty hoarse hounds,
That's a snore, eh?

When the boat you're aboard
Gets stuck in a fjord,
You're in Norway!


(course, he's a former English teacher, so there you go!)

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Hugs, Rachel







(the horn is in honor of DH!)
Quien canta, sus males espanta... ("She who sings fightens away her ills") Miguel de Cervantes

When his words make you yawn
As he goes on and on,
That's a bore, eh?

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Nita

What do you get
When it's nothing but net?
That's a score, eh?

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It helps cut the grass,
Such a pain in the @@@!
That's a mower, eh?

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When two patterns entwine
In a way serpentine
That's a moire