Saw this on another board.

Evil Genie Game:

You make a wish and the next person grants it, but spoils it. Then that person leaves a wish...

Example:

First person's wish: I wish I was a fly on a wall at an important meeting.

Next person's response: Your wish is granted, but everyone there is armed with flyswatters.

Then the second person says: I wish for a sports car.

The next person says: Your wish is granted but it's a wrecked sports car, etc.



Ok, I'll start off with:


I wish for a vacation out west somewhere.

Your wish is granted, but it's in a crumbling ghost town, and you have to use the decrepit outhouse that's full of spiders and cobwebs.

I wish for a new house.

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Nita

your wish is granted, but you're in death valley and its 124 degrees.

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In the cookies of life, we are the chocolate chips.

Lou, what is your wish?

I'll jump in here and get the game rolling again with a wish......

I wish to lose 100 lbs in 2 months.

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Nita

You get your wish but you do it by constantly getting the flu.


I wish for a new car.

Your wish is granted, but it's an Edsel.

I wish for time to read a good book.

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Nita

You get your wish for time to read a good book but it's because you become unemployed.


I wish for a new friend.

You get your wish, but this friend is always borrowing money.

I wish for a new pet.

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Nita

You get that new pet but it keps pooping on the floor.

I wish for 6 pack abs.

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You get your wish but it takes you two years to get them.


I wish to be taller.

You wish is granted, but everyone one else in the world is shorter than you. (At least you'll make the Guiness Book of World Records!)

I wish I knew how to swim.

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Nita

Your wish is granted but you've turned into a mermaid.


I wish we could live to be 200.

Your wish is granted, but you're wearing dentures for your second century.

I wish I were pretty.

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Nita

your wish is granted, but you live where everyone was born with blinders on.

I wish I were a computer-geek-girl!

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Shelley


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