OK, I love taking a song or poem and changing the lyrics, ala Weird Al Yankovic. So, here is my version of "I Am Woman" by Helen Reddy, but this one is "I Am A Carber". (Yeah, I know, that's not a real word, but it fits the song, ok?) And no apologies to Ms. Reddy, I never liked the original song, anyway.

I am a carber, hear me roar because I'm too big to ignore,
And I've gained too much to go back and pretend
'Cause I've heard it all before and now I'm stuck here on the floor
And I don't think I can get back up again.

Oh, yes I am wide and my width does cause me pain.
Yes, I ate that rice, and look how much I've gained.
If I have to, I will eat anything.
I am not strong, I'm not invincible.
I'm a carber.

I can't bend 'cause it might break me, and you know that you can't make me
Try to give up all my doughnuts and fresh rolls.
I'll continue getting larger, I will not be a low carber
I don't care, I think that sugar's in my soul!

Oh, yes I am wide and my width does cause me pain.
Yes, I ate that rice, and look how much I've gained.
If I have to, I will eat anything.
I am not strong, I'm not invincible.
I'm a carber.

I'm a carber, watch me grow 'til I no longer see my toes,
As I spread my lovin' arms across my span.
And my weight is a yo yo, and I don't have long to go
Until my glucose levels hit the fan!

Oh, yes I am wide and my width does cause me pain.
Yes, I ate that rice, and look how much I've gained.
If I have to, I will eat anything.
I am not strong, I'm not invincible.
I'm a carber.

__________________
Nita

That was really good! I laughed thinking that sugar is in my soul too.

__________________

__________________

EatSmart Nutritional Scale Review

ROFLMAO Oh, that's a good one, Nita!

__________________
BC
LC Since 1998
Highest Weight 172
Current 104-108

I enjoyed that! Maybe you can get Weird Al to record it?

__________________

I just found this!
You are way too funny! I loved it!

__________________