The Importance of Walking

Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 and we don't know where the hell she is.
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The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently, you have to go there.
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I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
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If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
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You could run this over to your friends, but why not just email it to them!

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Mary Kay 1/1/04 - 232
5/19/08 (5/23/08) - sw226/(cw222)/mg210/fg160

Thanks for the chuckle!

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Nita

Thanks, MK! I needed that.

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That was funny!!

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