He doesn't think anybody looks good in

SPANDEX

(sorry, couldn't resist )

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even if he

SPANNED

her waist with his 2 foot tape measure.

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Henry

His head

SPINNED

when he saw a 20 oz. steak.

(I hope that's proper English!!)

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Well, according to www.dictionary.com, "spinned" is not a word, so proper usage would not matter. (The correct word for your sentence would be "His head spun when he saw a 20 oz. steak." Please try another word.

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Henry

I'll jump in with a new word:

His momma

SPANKED

him when he wrote on the wall with crayons.

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Nita

He was concerned that the new paint

DARKENS

the room too much.

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Henry

Every day he

HANKERS

for a big chunk of chocolate cake

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Nita

It is difficult to find cloth

HANKIES

today.

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Henry

His Auntie Lou's hands get

SHAKIER

every day.

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Nita

He is looking for a new home site that is

SHADIER

than his present property.

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Henry

He watched the

RAIDERS

game on t.v.

(sorry about the "spinned" .. result of southern living, I suppose!)

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NP, I've heard about you Southern girls, (lol).

He only buys his milk from hormone free

DAIRIES

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Henry

He bought his niece a case of

DIAPERS

for her twin babies.

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Nita

on a clear August night, he enjoys watching the

PERSEID

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Henry

His Uncle Juan

RESIDES

in Puerta Vallarta

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Nita