1. Any and all compliments can be handled by simply saying, "Why, thank you." (It helps if you say it with a Southern accent!)

2. Some people are working backstage, some are playing in the orchestra, some are on stage singing, some are in the audience as critics, and some are there to applaud. Know who and which they are.

3. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

4. When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.

5. Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the waiter and doesn't like dogs/cats.

6. Good sex should involve laughter. Because, think about it, it is funny.

7. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If moves and shouldn't, use the tape.

8. The five mot essential words for a healthy, vital relationship: "I apologize", and "You are right".

9. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

10. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.

11. The only really good advice that I remember my mother ever gave me was: Go! You might meet somebody!"

12. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--Believe it.

13. I've learned to pick my battles. I ask myself: "Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?"

14. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.

15. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!

16. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean the other person was right about you.

17. Knowing how to listen to music is as great talent as knowing how to make it.

18. Work is good, but it's not that important.

19. Never underestimate the kindness of your fellowman.

20. And finally...Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going need them to empty your bedpan.

HANG IN THERE!!!

Don


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Too true!


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Both right at hand at all times - along with a vice-grip!

Maggie
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>"never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Boy, is this true! (long story, don't ask)

These are great, Don, thanks!

Cooking is at once child's play and adult joy.
And cooking done with care is an act of love.
- Craig Claiborne

Hey Trina...I didint' get that one. What is a hair cut? &lt;cheesy grin&gt;

HANG IN THERE!!!

Don


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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

AMEN to that, brother!

These are great...thanks for sharing!

Cheers,
Emelia

"We can only learn to love by loving." - Iris Murdoch, Irish writer
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