..The EMTs bring the Jaws of Life to pry you out of your recliner

...You received an invitation to Extreme Makeover

...You set off an earthquake seismograph when you took you morning job on Friday

...Pricking your finger for your cholesterol test on the day after only yielded gravy

...Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame have left you two messages.

Others?

Judy

180/140.5/138...almost there!
"How long does getting thin take?"
Winnie the Pooh,Winnie the Pooh by A. A. Milne

...the cheesecake you made "for everyone else" is gone and no one else would touch it once you told them it was low carb!

...the leftover turkey you sliced "for sandwiches tomorrow" never made it to the fridge.

...the only item of clothing that still fits you the next day is the 3X Hawaiian muu muu hanging in the bag of the closet - you know, the one your kids call "The 8-Man Tent".......

Char

Don't squat with yer spurs on!

...when you can personally re-inact the Lee jeans commercial from the 1990's when the button snaps off the waist band of your jeans and is catapulted across the room(faster than a speeding bullet) injuring everyone and everything in it's path.

...when your otherwise non talking scales suddenly speaks and says "get the heck off of me, fatso."

...family and friends say to you the next day, "I didn't know you were pregnant!"

Shelley

sg
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"if it ain't broke
don't fix it"
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...turkeys are picketing your house.
...your belly button is now an outie.
...you have to roll home.
...the annual family snapshot has to be a satellite photo.
...PETA has your house on speed dial.



Cooking is at once child's play and adult joy.
And cooking done with care is an act of love.
- Craig Claiborne

TOO Funny!!!!

Barb
Atkins-3/14/03
174/146/135 5'2"
"A little knowledge is a dangerous thing."
Knowledge is POWER

.....you can't reach the keyboard to reply to this thread!!!

Connie

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... when you can't follow a football game because you keep nodding off.

Maggie
5'1" ~~ Atkins since '98 (160+)
Maintaining nicely (110 +/-)
~~ Redhead until further notice!

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Excellent!

Judy

180/140.5/138...almost there!
"How long does getting thin take?"
Winnie the Pooh,Winnie the Pooh by A. A. Milne

When you ate at an all you can eat thanksgiving buffet and the manger comes out after 2 hours and says "sir - That's all you can eat".



Rob
310/239.5/180
Me, a skeptic? I trust you have proof

One tequila, two tequila,
three tequila, floor

When your so round - and you fall down you rock yourself to sleep.

LMBO Rob, that's the funniest one yet. Reminds me of the time we went to a Paul Bunyans(ayce place) and the waitress came with our bill for 2 families and said "Can I get you anything else?"(really meaning "you're done") and my brother looked at her and said "Yah, could you bring another plate of chicken and another plate of fish?" Her face fell lower than the ground. It was hilarious.

OMG...Im laughing my butt off....Which could be a good thing!!! *giggle* Those are ALL GREAT! Awesome Thread everyone!!!

Hugs, Lisa

LC WOL since 8-8-03
298/259.5
want to be 175/165
"Where every you go There you are"

I love lowcarber folks sense of humor!

Connie

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