he remembers in his youth,
PANDIES
were a common punishment at school.







he remembers in his youth,
PANDIES
were a common punishment at school.
Henry







politicians believe the electorate is a bunch of
PATSIES
Henry
He always chuckled at the song, "The Prince's
PANTIES"
by Mason Williams
Nita
QueenMama
Jam yesterday, jam tomorrow, but never jam today!







he bought several
NAPPIES
for the restaurant
Henry
He doesn't understand people's obsession with
SNAPPLE
drinks
Nita
QueenMama
Jam yesterday, jam tomorrow, but never jam today!







He likes to watch the workers
SCAPPLE
Henry
His great-great-great grandpa was
SCALPED
by a band of rogue Indians
Nita
QueenMama
Jam yesterday, jam tomorrow, but never jam today!







he knows a good ticket
SCALPER
Henry
He had to replace a
CALIPER,
or some other sort of thingamajig, in his brakes.
Nita
QueenMama
Jam yesterday, jam tomorrow, but never jam today!
My son-in-law, the locksmith, needs a
CLAPPER
so he can find his keys - he's always losing them. (Really, this is really true!)
Nita
QueenMama
Jam yesterday, jam tomorrow, but never jam today!







Sometimes, in the winter, he puts a
CLAMPER
on his shoes.
Henry







he needed an extension cord that could handle 50
AMPERES
Henry