We Are Cave Folk, sung to the tune of I Am Woman
(apologies to Helen Reddy)
We are cave folk, hear us roar,
We are stone age to the core
And we don't care for those neolithic grains.
We eat fish and we eat meat
Tons of veggies - such a treat
And our nuts and berries fortify our brains.
Yes, we are wise,
Though our critics may be pained
Yes, we are brave,
And just look how much we've gained,
If we have to
We can do anything
We are strong
We are invincible
We are cave folk!
Oh, how we love to eat our greens,
But no potatoes, milk, or beans,
And no evil sugar - we don't even care.
We eat the chicken and the egg
We love the breast, the back, the leg
We eat liver, heart, and sweetbreads if we dare
Yes, we are wise.....
Once we were tired and we were fat
But now we have no more of that
And our muscles we are flexing to grow strong
We are learning every day
And we mean it when we say
That we're always going to sing our stone age song.
Yes, we are wise....
By Alice Muciek, 2/2/04


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