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"Low Carb Newbies" at Low Carb Diet Support: "It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news from my niece Katy Kaehler, Trainer to celebrities in Holliwood California: The Pillsbury Doubhoy died yesterday of a yeast infection and ...."

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Old 01-16-2004, 02:14 AM
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It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news from my niece Katy Kaehler, Trainer to celebrities in Holliwood California:

The Pillsbury Doubhoy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71. Doughboy was baried in a lightly greased, lightly floured, Pyrex 4 x 8 louf pan.
Dozen of celebrities turned out to pay thier respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the Calfornia Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The graveside was piled high with flour. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnvers.

He was not considered by many "a smart cookie" wasting much of his dough on half -backed schemes.

Despite being a little flaky at time, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a good roll.

Doughboy is survuvd by his wife , Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough and his elderly dad, PapTart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Have a good day! and a great weekend

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Old 01-16-2004, 02:30 AM
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Your too funny!!!!
Thanks, I needed a laugh this morning.

Good luck all!!
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Old 01-16-2004, 02:37 AM
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No! HE CAN"T BE DEAD!! He's sitting on top of my refrigerator. LOL


That is funny!

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Old 01-16-2004, 02:57 AM
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I loved it! That's hilarious. I'm going to pass it around to staff, they'll get a kick out of it!
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Old 01-16-2004, 03:03 AM
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OMG that was sooo good I almost peed my pants! ROFL
THank you!!!! that was a good one!!!

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Old 01-16-2004, 03:27 AM
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You made me laugh. Thanks.
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Old 01-16-2004, 03:46 AM
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Loved this!

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Old 01-16-2004, 07:51 AM
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pretty funny!


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Old 01-16-2004, 06:27 PM
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Hysterical!!!! Thanks for the laugh!!!!

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