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| A Low Carb Country Song?.in honor of Kim?and Rob?and the rest of us Country Music Lovers Waffle House called my name And my rear end made an alarming gain?. But I saw the error of my ways? And I?ll sing the rest of my days I?m low carbing like crazy? My world ain?t so darned hazy My dog is as happy as he can be Bones from all the steak he sees I?m up at the light of dawn Putting the bacon and eggs on Fresh veggies on my plate every night Sure make the world seem alright I?m low carbing like crazy? My world ain?t so darned hazy My dog is as happy as he can be Bones from all the steak he sees All the real stuff fills my life No processed stuff, no strife Fresh cream and butter? I?ll never try anudder (diet that is) Cause?. I?m low carbing like crazy? My world ain?t so darned hazy My dog is as happy as he can be Bones from all the steak he sees Now?those of you that are TRUE country fans will get this joke, it?s the perfect low carb country song?.except I left out momma?and trains?and rain?and a truck?. So this one is for you? Now my momma has gotten on board But Atkins can be hard to afford? So she sold her truck?and her train? And walks to the grocery store in the rain? Cause we are low carbing like crazy Our world ain?t so darn hazy The dogs are happy as they can be Enjoying the bones from all the steak he sees! Last edited by Rhalvahn; 10-07-2005 at 01:51 AM. |
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| That is soooo funny! I love it!!!!
__________________ Lori 232/190/130 My other journal http://www.lowcarbeating.com/bb/showthread.php?t=1130 |
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| GAH! i KNEW as soon as i posted that pic of me in FLANNEL that this would happen *LOL*... only one problem dee.... i saw NUTHIN about DRANKIN..(drinkin) i was DRUNK . the day that mom got out of PRISON ... and i went to pick her up at the rrrrrain.... but before i could get her in my PICK UP TRUCK... she got run over by a damned ol' TRAIN... *L*,,, actually one of my all time favorite country songs... makes me laugh every time.. Last edited by heykim; 10-06-2005 at 09:34 PM. |
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| Hilarious - love it !! It was definitely the checked country shirt that did it Kim! |
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| OK.... where is Kim and the flannel shirt... surely there is a stanza of drinkin' my low carb beer thinkin' of my long lost dear (or something like that ??) |
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| Oh Yeah... Sittin' here sippin a chilled low carb beer, Ain't had no sugar in over a year. And my britches fall down As I walk around town, Got me no worries cuz I do Atkins heeeere!! Look out Nashville...here comes Idaho Kim!! |
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| ROFLMAO....Go Franny! Go! I can't believe I left out the beer....sheese! |
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| Franny |
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| uh.. my flannel pics are on my blog..*L*... you dont think i would use it for my AVATAR do ya *L* |
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| You look real country in that there flannel shirt... maybe you should use it as your avatar... |
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| Oh, MY!!! I see what kind of stuff happens while I'm not around! LOL!!
__________________ ~Maxibee It's so good to be home! ![]() |
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| bert.. are you NUTS? *L* i wouldnt wear this flannel thang OUT of this town... let alone look at it each day in my avatar! *L* |
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