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Prayer to the Whoosh Fairy

"Ongoing Weight Loss" at Low Carb Diet Support: "I found this while browsing some l/c sites and thought it was funny. Prayer to the Whoosh Fairy Now I lay me down to sleep A cup of Splenda at my feet! I'll be good ...."

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Old 09-02-2003, 11:36 AM
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I found this while browsing some l/c sites and thought it was funny.



Prayer to the Whoosh Fairy

Now I lay me down to sleep
A cup of Splenda at my feet!
I'll be good and drink my water--
Leave the grape juice for my daughter.

I promise to eat all my eggs,
So take these bulges from my legs!
I'll eat my pork--I'll eat a steer--
Just smooth these bumps off of my rear!

I'll never even look at jelly,
Pease take the blub out of my belly.
These lips will never taste a sweet,
(Oh if I could only see my feet!)

So, please, tonight before I wake,
A few more pounds--Whoosh Fairy--take! --

Ms. Chris G
(written while stalled at 178)
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Old 09-02-2003, 01:23 PM
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I love it!

maybe if I repeat it over and over the Whoosh Fairy will come to me .

Thanks for sharing.

Susan ( AKA Northwest)
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Old 09-02-2003, 01:28 PM
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That's fantastic, I am going to print that out and hang it on the wall.

315/301/150 (Started 8/17/03)
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Old 09-02-2003, 02:57 PM
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... and I've heard it said that if you put a pork rind under your pillow ....

Maggie
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Atkins since '98 (160)
Maintaining nicely (110)

Redhead until further notice!
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Old 09-02-2003, 04:31 PM
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I'm thinking the Stall Demon has kidnapped the Whoosh Fairy....

Love the poem!!

Ginger
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