God covered the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach,
green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman
would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's
and Krispy Kreme. And Satan said, "You want hot fudge with that?"
And Man said "Yes!"and Woman said, 'I'll have another with
sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds.

And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the
figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the
wheat, and sugar from the cane, and combined them. And Woman went
from size 2 to size 14. So God said, "Try my fresh green garden salad."
And Satan presented crumbled Bleu Cheese dressing and garlic toast
on the side.

And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive
oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut
shrimp, butter dipped lobster chunks and chicken-fried steak so big it
needed its own platter. And Man's cholesterol went through the roof.

God then brought forth running shoes so that his Children might
lose those extra pounds. And Satan came forth with a cable TV with
remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels.
And man and woman laughed and cried before the flickering light
and started wearing stretch jogging suits.

Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and
brimming with potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the
healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried
them in animal fats and added copious quantities of salt.
And Man put on more pounds.

God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer
calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's
and the 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then Lucifer said, "You want fries with that?"
Man replied, "Yes! And supersize 'em!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMOs

haha thanks for the laugh!!! great way to get the morning going

Sarah
159/148/135

We could add:

God created the low carb way of eating and told Man and Woman about it. They used it and lost weight.

Then Satan created LC imitation products with bad fats and hidden sugars. Man and Woman seeing it as low carb over ate the imitation products and gained weight.

travellost-51 yrs Young
1/20/03 195/145 first time
1/5/04 second time
150/144/135
"I am allergic to carbs they make me break out in fat"